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It’s Time You Get Yourself A Vibrator

Ladies,

I don’t know about you, but COVID has absolutely jocked my dating life in the worst of ways — and I’m CHEESED about it. So here I am, about to talk to you about how I’ve been trying to curb the loneliness that comes with not being able to date and not having a gentleman lover LOL. It’s cuddle season out here in these streets and I have no man… but what I do have is my “Dicky Duckie” (P.S.. that’s an entirely made up name, it’s actually called the KIP Lipstick Vibrator by DAME, available at Good Goddess).

Let me be clear, there’s nothing that can replace the weight of someone on top of you, human intimacy, or having your lover look at you like you’re the baddest bitch in all the land, but my Duckie does a good job of bridging that gap. I call it a Duckie because it’s yellow and waterproof like a rubber duck.

This little guy has 5 speeds, 5 vibration patterns, and a unique tip that’s shaped kind of like a lipstick for optimal access. It’s made from medical-grade silicone, so it makes cleaning it a breeze and the charger is a magnetic USB charger, which is kinda fun and makes it safe for water (I think). The funniest and best part about this little duckie is that it’s SO QUIET — like for real, it’s almost silent, so even if you have a partner and want some solo dolo lady time, or if you’re using it with your person, it’s not making that annoying BUZZZZZ noise that can be quite distracting.

If you’re looking for a great lube to work with the duckie (solo or with your partner), this brand For(play) Love Butter makes a silky smooth all-natural, vegan, edible lube that’s made from 100% certified organic coconut oil (also available at GG). It’s actually made in Ontario too, which we love!

All this to say, if you’re in the market for a new vibrator, this one is the bee’s knees. Have you experimented with a vibrator ever? Let us know in the comments below!

xx

Cleo

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